David Davis has 25 by-election opponents
Start giggling now. There are 25 independent and wacky candidates who have decided it is a good use of their money to stand against Davis in Haltemprice and Howden.
This makes the self-styled defender of freedom's decision to stand against himself for his own safe seat even more ridiculous. Check out the list now. Even David Icke has been resurrected to add to the chaos.
This justifies our decision not to waste time joining in Davis's ego-trip. With any luck, he will be the one to go down in history as the wackiest on this list.
If they all lose their desposit, I suppose it will pay for the pointless by-election. Now here's a question. If voting was spread fairly evenly over so many candidates, would it be possible for someone to both lose their deposit and win the election?


